Saturday, March 7, 2009

SATURDAY MORNING RANT ......

Pissy, Pissy Pissy !!

Yup, that's my morning thus far. Maybe if I stop and think (hard as it may seem) for a moment perhaps I can uncover the impetus of my sour mood. Hmmmmm, Let see, is it;

Because I didn't run this morning?
The surf sucked and I really wanted to paddle out ?
I have no motivation to study for the stupid LEED exam (don't get me started on this one!)
I'm out of spray cheese and Dr.Pepper (DP = Nectar of the Gods)
I'm surrounded by folks who are spoon-fed their values & intelligence from PR firms & TV
My contact lenses are dried out !
My motorcycle is STILL in the shop (could have one custom made by now!!)
Stone Soup was a bit dull this morning (a comic strip in the LA Times)
I often feel I reside in a society of Veruca Salt's
EVERYBODY STOP TALKING ALL AT ONCE ! (thank you)
I don't wanna study today ... I just wanna lounge around in my underpants & eat snacky foods
Sometimes our actions re-confirm my sick notion that people are simply Darwinism-In-Reverse !
Someone left a mere strip of tissue when it was my turn for the toilet

OR

perhaps I'm just being an ASS ...... No worries, I'll build a bridge and get over it soon enough. In the meantime, does anyone have a pacifer and warm milk ? CHEERS !

4 comments:

The Ambiguous Blob said...

And what's wrong with Veruca Salt, exactly?

W T G said...

Well nothing unless you like being surrounded by folks who want everything NOW. There's no paitence left in the world. We're a spoiled society ...... ME included !

The Ambiguous Blob said...

See, I was thinking of the band when I responded to that. I forgot about the character in the movie that they were named after :)

Ally said...

Ah, the funk. Hope it's already gone :)